things to watch out for; George Carlin

some of the negative. depressing, dangerous, life threatening things that life is really all about.
Anal rape, quick sand, body lice, evil spirits, gridlock, acid rain, continental drift, labour violence, flash floods, rabies, torture, bad luck, calcium deficiency, falling rocks, cattle stampeds, bank failiure, evil neighbours, killer bees, organ rejection, lynching, toxic waste, unstable dynamyte, religious fanatics, prickly heat, price fixing, moral decay, hotel fires, loss of face, stink bombs, buebonic plague, neo-nazis, friction, serial weavels, failure of will, chain reactions, soil erosion, mail fraud, dry rot, vodoo curses, broken glass, snake bites, parasites, white slavery, public ridicule, failess friends, random violence, breach of contract, family scandle, charlatons, tranverse milelighters (?), structural defects, race riots, sun spots, rogue elephants, wax build up, killer frost, jealous co-workers, root canals, metal fatigue, corporal punishment, sneak attack, peer presure, vigilantes, birth defects, false adertising, ungrateful children, financial ruin, mildue, loss of privileges, bad drugs, ill fitting shoes, wide spread chaos, lude gerags (?), desease, stray bullets, run-away trains, chemical spills, locusts, airline food, ship wrecks, troulers, bathtub accidence, faulty merchandice, terrorism, discrimination, wrongful cremation, carbon deposits, beeftate worm, taxation without representation, escaped maniacs, sunburn, abandoment, threatning letters, entrapy, nine mile fever, poor workmenship, absentee landlord, solitary confinement, depletion of the ozone layer, unworthiness, intestinal bleeding, defrocked priest, loss of equilibrian, disgruntled employees, global warming, card sharks, poison meat, nuclear accidents, broken promises, contamination of the water supply, obscence phone calls, nuclear winter, wayward girls, mutual assured destruction, rampaging moose, the green-house affect, cluster headaches, social isolation, dutch elm desease, the contraction of the universe, paper cuts, eternal damnation, the wrath of God and ParANOIAAA!!!!


all that.... out there.... waiting for you... thankyou George for warning us...